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DrBlueBob
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Why is it called a sperm whale then?
Sames reason there's a Fanny Batter Dolphin.Why is it called a sperm whale then?
Alan Harper's Tash
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If you're here for the yodelling lesson, please form an orderly orderly orderly orderly queue.
Alan Harper's Tash
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A priest has a heart attack, and is rushed to the hospital. He wakes up as he's being rushed through the hospital on a stretcher by two nurses.
"Am I in heaven?" asks the disoriented priest.
"No" says one of the nurses. "We're just taking a short cut through the children's ward."
"Am I in heaven?" asks the disoriented priest.
"No" says one of the nurses. "We're just taking a short cut through the children's ward."
BlueMoonRisin’
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Why did a crazed Mexican push his wife off a cliff?
Tequila........ (To kill her; )
Tequila........ (To kill her; )
Hayley Croppers chopper
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Not a nice thing to doWhy did a crazed Mexican push his wife off a cliff?
Tequila........ (To kill her; )
Barcon
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What do you call a mexican woman with her legs cut off at the knees?Why did a crazed Mexican push his wife off a cliff?
Tequila........ (To kill her; )
Consuelo.
BlueMoonRisin’
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Yeah but she was a menopausal hag.Not a nice thing to do