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His brother with 3 testicals …

hoodyanick abolokov
I spotted this in 1984...any earlier sightings?

Usually spotted in the "What dya call A?" repertoire

man with a large penis ivor Biggun

Man with a shovel in his head - Doug

Man who has lost the shovel that was in his head - Douglas

Russian with 3 testicles -Ujanicka Bollokof

What do you call a Sikh who likes Karaoke? Gedupta Singh
 
I spotted this in 1984...any earlier sightings?

Usually spotted in the "What dya call A?" repertoire

man with a large penis ivor Biggun

Man with a shovel in his head - Doug

Man who has lost the shovel that was in his head - Douglas

Russian with 3 testicles -Ujanicka Bollokof

What do you call a Sikh who likes Karaoke? Gedupta Singh
Man with a rabbit on his head ? Warren
Man with a seagul on his head ? Cliff
Man walking through a pile of leaves? Russel
 
so a couple went camping, next thing a spaceship descended and a couple of aliens emerged. After a few brief howdoyoudos it was implied that they should swap partners for the night. So the Male alien took the girl off to his space3 ship whilst the female alien went to the tent.

Whilst in the middle of sex the girl wasn't impressed with the aliens genitally . Oh that's okay he said twist my right ear for a larger cock. This she did and was suitably impressed. However the girth wasn't up to her liking. again he said twist my left ear for an improvement. This she did and was very happy with the results.

Later when the visitors lifted, the couple discussed their experiences , she said it was amazing but he said the alien kept tugging his ears.
 
I spotted this in 1984...any earlier sightings?

Usually spotted in the "What dya call A?" repertoire

man with a large penis ivor Biggun

Man with a shovel in his head - Doug

Man who has lost the shovel that was in his head - Douglas

Russian with 3 testicles -Ujanicka Bollokof

What do you call a Sikh who likes Karaoke? Gedupta Singh
What's the name of a cloakroom attendant in Glasgow?
Angus McCoatup.
 

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