bluebaja
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Relative of my wife...Nickersneveroff
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my mrs aint russian but her name is
pissherovalot
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She must be at least Ukrainian
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You’re welcome.
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Cheers Alan
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What’s the difference between marmalade and jam ?
You don’t marmalade your dick up your birds arse.
You don’t marmalade your dick up your birds arse.
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What do you call a night time cleaner with two birds of prey on his shoulders ?
Hawk Kestrel man hoovers in the dark.
Hawk Kestrel man hoovers in the dark.
OMD, sorry, I meant OMG.
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I spotted this in 1984...any earlier sightings?
Usually spotted in the "What dya call A?" repertoire
man with a large penis ivor Biggun
Man with a shovel in his head - Doug
Man who has lost the shovel that was in his head - Douglas
Russian with 3 testicles -Ujanicka Bollokof
What do you call a Sikh who likes Karaoke? Gedupta Singh
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Man with a rabbit on his head ? Warren
Man with a seagul on his head ? Cliff
Man walking through a pile of leaves? Russel
Man with no arms or legs in a swimming pool? Bob
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so a couple went camping, next thing a spaceship descended and a couple of aliens emerged. After a few brief howdoyoudos it was implied that they should swap partners for the night. So the Male alien took the girl off to his space3 ship whilst the female alien went to the tent.
Whilst in the middle of sex the girl wasn't impressed with the aliens genitally . Oh that's okay he said twist my right ear for a larger cock. This she did and was suitably impressed. However the girth wasn't up to her liking. again he said twist my left ear for an improvement. This she did and was very happy with the results.
Later when the visitors lifted, the couple discussed their experiences , she said it was amazing but he said the alien kept tugging his ears.
Whilst in the middle of sex the girl wasn't impressed with the aliens genitally . Oh that's okay he said twist my right ear for a larger cock. This she did and was suitably impressed. However the girth wasn't up to her liking. again he said twist my left ear for an improvement. This she did and was very happy with the results.
Later when the visitors lifted, the couple discussed their experiences , she said it was amazing but he said the alien kept tugging his ears.
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I thought it was man with a load of rabbits up his bum.
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Bloke wearing a raincoat in a cemetery? Max Bygraves.
Indian who has lost his keys? Gungha Din.
Indian who has lost his keys? Gungha Din.
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What's the name of a cloakroom attendant in Glasgow?
Angus McCoatup.
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Swimming pool attendant in Delhi? Didja Handjerbandin.