Joke thread

[horlock_was_super]

My girlfriends sister sat on my glasses earlier and broke them. I was really annoyed…

But then I thought, it was probably my own fault for leaving them on!

You’re obviously keeping busy since you quit the Wales job then.

 

[lefty goldblatt]

I recently ran an ultra marathon in northern Sweden...

I realised that I had gone way off course as soon as I crossed the Finnish line.

Fucking Hell(sinki) that’s bad

Skandalous

No(r)way I'm continuing this pun train.

Espoo isn’t it

List of posters who like Scandinavian puns

Den, Mark

 

[blueish swede]

List of posters who like Scandinavian puns

Den, Mark

Mal, Mo

 

[i kne albert davy]

Oz Lowe

 

[LWashington]

I recently ran an ultra marathon in northern Sweden...

I realised that I had gone way off course as soon as I crossed the Finnish line.

I ended up in a Danish city and I thought "This is Complete Madness", but it turned out to be just Aarhus.

 

[Xhavenjoe]

I ended up in a Danish city and I thought "This is Complete Madness", but it turned out to be just Aarhus.

They say that the first sign of madness is when you spot Suggs coming up your driveway.

 

[Uwe Already]

I ended up in a Danish city and I thought "This is Complete Madness", but it turned out to be just Aarhus.

I like pastries - but not in the middle of our street

 

[Uwe Already]

I’m sure it’s been told before, I went to a Chinese restaurant the other day and ordered from the specials menu - but they gave me “too much foo young”

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Mal, Mo

Don’t you Start.

 

[LWashington]

I’m sure it’s been told before, I went to a Chinese restaurant the other day and ordered from the specials menu - but they gave me “too much foo young”

When I ordered from the Specials menu, I got a meal and a complimentary nobel prize winner figurine. When I asked what this was. They said it was a free Nelson Mandela.