Joke thread

[Pablo123]

Anthony Martial turns up at utd training ground with a rucksack over his shoulder , the security guard asks him what have you got in there . He replies a gun , counterfeit tickets and some drugs , security guard says thank fuck for that thought you’d brought your boots

 

[Dogtanian]

Lance isnt a common name theese days.

But in medieval time people were named Lance a Lot.

 

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Summer is here!

 

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Must admit that I laughed a lot at this one!

 

[J.G.Blue.]

I had to finish a relationship with an emotional female baker.

She was too kneady

You must be BARMy.