Joke thread

[Dogtanian]

I was walking past a farm and a sign said: "Duck, eggs".

I thought: "That's an unnecessary comma" and then it hit me.

 

[LWashington]

I was walking past a farm and a sign said: "Duck, eggs".

I thought: "That's an unnecessary comma" and then it hit me.

What hit you, a duck, an egg or the butterfly ?

 

[dronefromsector7G]

I keep receiving gifts of cheese from a long lost love… I'm getting sent emmental!

 

[maccieblue]

I keep receiving gifts of cheese from a long lost love… I'm getting sent emmental!

E dam that's an awful joke

 

[Dogtanian]

The missus told me the cat had to be chipped...

I only had a nine iron but still got it over the shed!

This one was for the West Ham fans

 

[dronefromsector7G]

E dam that's an awful joke

Very Gouda

 

[bluebc]

 

[lefty goldblatt]

I had to finish a relationship with an emotional female baker.

She was too kneady

 

[Sam Armstrong]

I keep receiving gifts of cheese from a long lost love… I'm getting sent emmental!

You need to tread Caerphilly with her!!

 

[Dial M 4 Mercer]

Please stop the cheese jokes I Camembert it.
Ps I’ll get my coat.