Joke thread

[LWashington]

What do you call a Serbian dog with nothing around its neck?




Aleks Collar Off.

What do you call a Bosnian dog that nuts lizards ?

Edin Gecko

 

[ray21]

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[ray21]

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[bluemanchester]

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[Vienna_70]

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That’s so bad, it’s good.

 

[Lavinda Past]

Little Johnny walks into his parents bedroom sees Mom sitting on top of Dad. Johnny asks what are you doing to Dad Mom? A little embarrassed and struggling for an answer Mom says your Dad has wind so I am just pushing it out for him.

Little Johnny says well that’s a waste of time, when you go to work the lady down the street is only going to come round and blow it back in again!

 

[Lavinda Past]

A woman brings eight-year-old Johnny home and tells his mother that he was caught playing doctors and nurses with Mary, her eight-year-old daughter.

Johnny's mother says, "Let's not be too harsh on them... they are bound to be curious about sex at that age."

"Curious about sex?" replies Mary's mother. "He's taken her fucking appendix out!"

 

[balotellishaircut]

Huge controversy in the Australian surfing championships.
It’s been won by a guy from Burma on a wardrobe.

 

[A57 the snake]

Huge controversy in the Australian surfing championships.
It’s been won by a guy from Burma on a wardrobe.

I’ve no ikea what that’s about…,

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[RadcliffeRick]

I’ve no ikea what that’s about…,

Don't
Fucking
Start :-)

 

[KS55]

Don't
Fucking
Start :-)

Mind your B & Q s.

 

[dickie davies]

Little Johnny walks into his parents bedroom sees Mom sitting on top of Dad. Johnny asks what are you doing to Dad Mom? A little embarrassed and struggling for an answer Mom says your Dad has wind so I am just pushing it out for him.

Little Johnny says well that’s a waste of time, when you go to work the lady down the street is only going to come round and blow it back in again!

A mother is having a bath and her young son walks into the bathroom, stares at her and then points to her pubic hair
"What's that?"he asks
"My sponge " his mother replied

Next time she's in the bath her son comes in, points and says "I can see your sponge"

The mother is slightly embarrassed now and decides to shave all her pubic hair off

Next time she's in the bath her son comes in, points and says "Where's your sponge?"
His mum replied "I've lost it"

He leaves the bathroom and just as she's drying herself, the boy bursts back through the door shouting "mum, mum I've found your sponge"
"Oh yes" she replied "where is it?"

"Mrs Smith next door is washing Dad's face with it"

 

[ChicagoBlue]

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Definitely made of hard wood.

 

[kippaxneil]

BREAKING NEWS........
The condition of the man who was mauled at the teddy bears picnic is said to be improving, but he's not out of the woods yet.

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[jimharri]

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Any such pictures will need to be checked by the mods first. I'm willing to inconvenience myself, and do said job.