Joke thread

[bumbleblue]

I always wanted to diode, but these puns make me want to die young.

Yes they’re all just acting the joule now

 

[LWashington]

I always wanted to diode, but these puns make me want to die young.

That would be weber for your time.

 

[LWashington]

You have to strike while the ion is hot

If the hot ion is making your house temperature rise , open a window to make a coulomb.

 

[J.G.Blue.]

That electricians post really did spark some life into this thread.

 

[bornblueegg]

Please let’s not amplify this thread anymore

 

[Ancient Citizen]

I suppose we'll have to adaptor these now.

 

[Big Swifty]

Remember bus conductors and conductresses?

This conductress was going round asking for fares. She asks one guy and he says "Give us a wank, love". She says "I beg your pardon?" He says "Give us a wank, love".
She says "Well, the inspector's getting on soon, and we'll see what he has to say".

The inspector jumps on and says to her "Everything all right?" She replies "No, it's not all right. Every time I ask this chap here for his fare he says 'Give us a wank, love'. What shall I do?"

The inspector replies "Oh, toss him off at the next stop...."

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

You lot need bringing back to earth.

 

[Grassland Blue]

Currently I can't think of any new electricity puns, although I remain positive that something will spark a lightbulb moment in my head...

 

[bornblueegg]

bring back Justin and Christen