Joke thread

[Dogtanian]

My wife said to me, "There's 14 reasons why I'm leaving you, and don't even get me started on your tennis obsession!"

I said, "Well that's 15, love!

 

[balotellishaircut]

Iv just finished reading a book called Stockholm Syndrome

It was pretty bad at first but in the end I liked it

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

 

[Cellarite]

thats 30 seconds I'll never get back !

This reply is like Jeffrey Epstein complaining that his school teacher once slapped his arse.

 

[blue44]

This reply is like Jeffrey Epstein complaining that his school teacher once slapped his arse.

ha
there's an ignore button,feel free.

 

[Uwe Already]

The petrol prices don’t seem to be affecting me - I only ever put £20 in anyway

 

[AlexWilliamsGloves]

Viz

 

[oakiecokie]

This bloke on Blue Moon asked us all to "Stand by our Beds"
Two weeks later and ...

 

[Petethemancinleeds]

 

[blue44]