Joke thread

[KS55]

Two owls sitting on a branch. One turned to the other and said I got engaged last night. The other said ‘You twit to who?’

To WHOM !!

 

[DrBlueBob]

Why don't owls look for a mate in inclement weather?

Because they are too wet to woo (m {Just for @KS55 }).

 

[LWashington]

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Getting in.

 

[RadcliffeRick]

 

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[yeseye]

You can tell it's hot today. I just saw a pensioner with the top button of her coat undone

 

[blue44]

I hope this is ok and acceptable.
delete if not

 

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