Joke thread

Alan Harper's Tash said:
My daughter just walked into the living room and said "Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, rent my room out throw all my clothes out of the window take my TV, iPhone, iPad and my laptop and give it to my brother.
Take all of my jewellery to the salvation army or Cash Converters.
Sell my car, take my front door key off me, throw me out into the street and disown me.
Oh and don't forget to write me out of your will and leave my share to my sister".

Well she didn't put it quite like that, what she actually said was:

"Dad this is my new boyfriend Stevie and he's a massive Liverpool fan.”
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Daughter's new boyfriend

Is a rag, but it gets worse He was born in Manchester and moved to Merseyside with his dad when he was five, which means he has a scouse accent and is a rag! He's been a regular match going fan, but I'm not sure if he's in the green and gold camp Anyway, I've only met him once and he seems ok...
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dickie davies said:
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Daughter's new boyfriend

Is a rag, but it gets worse He was born in Manchester and moved to Merseyside with his dad when he was five, which means he has a scouse accent and is a rag! He's been a regular match going fan, but I'm not sure if he's in the green and gold camp Anyway, I've only met him once and he seems ok...
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How’d that go? (lacking the will to read it all) As far as I know genetics, he’d have turned out as you’d expect a scouse rag - insufferable and arrogant with a smattering of victim hood
 
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