Joke thread

Re: Man held after rape

johnny on the spot said:
Sparkys-Army said:
johnny on the spot said:
Trouble is that it's clownish, puerile gags like this which upset the serious hobbyists.

I'll be honest, i don't know what puerile means.

It's Flemish for hilarious.

Oh right, I'll add that to my mental dictionary. I have much to learn!
 
When I die I want to go peacefully in my sleep like my grandad.... and not shouting and screaming like the passengers in his car.

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I farted in a lift the other day. That was wrong on so many levels.

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A blind man and his guide dog went into a department store to do some shopping. all of a sudden, the man picked his dog up by the tail and started swinging him around in circles. A sales clerk who noticed this, rushed up to the man and said, "Sir! Is there anything I can help you with?!" to which the blind man replied, "No thanks, just looking around."
 

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