Joke thread

[Lavinda Past]

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[Big Swifty]

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I've only just come across this.

I think it is brilliantly funny. At least it made me laugh

 

[KS55]

I've only just come across this.

I think it is brilliantly funny. At least it made me laugh

Do be do be doo.

 

[Kippax77]

The last bit reminds me of a night I went to a work mates stag night in Middleton about 35 years ago, it was in the New Inn pub, I got chatting to a woman and we ended up going into the parish church grounds and started fumbling around as you do when you are pissed after a few tries of her giving me a BJ we gave up, when I got home later as I got undressed her wedding ring fell out of my undies, all I knew was she was from Heywood.

Heywood girls awesome.
I had sex with one back in the day, like you pissed up.
We found a shed in a works yard that had carpet rolled up on the floors.
Anyway after finishing a doggy style sesh with her she wanted me to walk her to the taxi rank in the centre.
As I did I kept getting whiffs of shit and I just thought it was her minge.
Anyway once in the taxi rank we sat and waited for a cab.
As I crossed my legs I noticed a big dog turd on the knee of my chinos.
I must of been knelt in it in that shed.
The moral of this night is I'll never think bad of an Heywood girl again.
100% true story

 

[Hertzblue]

 

[Cellarite]

Lavinda Past and Bill Walker are the same person. I'm convinced of it. He does shifts logged in as one or the other posting shite memes instead of jokes.

 

[ray21]

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