Joke thread

[bluemanchester]

Didn’t think it was possible, but that’s even worse.

 

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[Tuearts right boot]

Borrowed gratuitously from BBC Radio Wales...
If Isla St.Clair married Barry White then got married to Brian Ferry, would she be Isla White Ferry.


Well it made me laugh.

 

[dickie davies]

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Can't remember if it was posted on here or not, but the difference between them is, one will "see you later" and the other, "after a while"

 

[Cellarite]

Borrowed gratuitously from BBC Radio Wales...
If Isla St.Clair married Barry White then got married to Brian Ferry, would she be Isla White Ferry.


Well it made me laugh.

It’d be weird for her to divorce Barry White but continue to carry his name, then to go as far as make it double barrel with her next husband. I don’t know how I’d feel if I were Brian Ferry.

 

[ancoats]

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that's an easy one

alligators don't wear shoes

 

[ancoats]

I just heard Gemma Collins was stop at the airport security for smuggling
the drug squad has just released a statement saying they found 10lbs of crack in her knickers