Joke thread

The chap who cleans that clubhouse carpets at my golf club does so in the middle of the night. With no lights on at all, he is guided by a well-trained, small bird of prey that he keeps as a pet. Yes, our kestrel man hoovers in the dark.
Or:

I have an aviary at home, but one of our birds of prey will only exercise at night to the sounds of '80s synth pop ...


Our kestrel manoeuvres in the dark
 

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