Joke thread

[KS55]

I have discovered I can examine my own prostate simply by wiping my arse with Aldi value toilet roll.

Shades of Bronco.

 

[Blue_eyes]

What about the young couple in a passionate embrace? As they break apart from kissing she says… I think I’ve got your chewing gum! to which he replies… I don’t think so … I suffer from bronchial catarrh!

Yuck!!!

This joke is sureley bad taste,

 

[Sam101]

I once dated a police officer named Tina.

I took her to the theatre to see ‘Evita’ and stayed over.

In the morning she asked me if I wanted a cooked breakfast, I wasn’t hungry so I said.......

“Don't fry for me Sergeant Tina”.

 

[johnny crossan]

Had a cylinder of camouflage paint burst all over me. Had to go to A&E. It was two days before they saw me.

 

[bluethrunthru]

at the time of typing - turning 33 next week - still has 18 months to run on his contract.


Thats it thats the joke and its funny as fuck

 

[Bluethemaway]

 

[dickie davies]

 

[Ancient Citizen]

Last night I had a horrifying dream that Disco was actually making a comeback.
At first I was afraid,
I was petrified.

 

[Uwe Already]

Invisible ink.

That's something you don't see any more.

 

[Centurions]

How many @meeesh 's does it take to change a lightbulb?

 

[mosssideblue]

 

[mosssideblue]

 

[chris63]

Dr Dr, every one's ignoring me.

Next please .

 

[meeesh]

How many @meeesh 's does it take to change a lightbulb?

Hundreds haha

 

[dickie davies]

 

[Sam101]

 

[bennyboy]

 

[Bri1975]

 

[noblelord]

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Bono and the Edge walk into a bar, bar man says...









Not you two again !!!