Joke thread

[supercity88]

Technically true, but the gag is about going backwards as opposed to going forwards facing the sea, and not facing the the boat side

It's the way you tell it.

 

[citizen_maine]

I read the bible in less time

Did it have a better punchline?

 

[mancity2012_eamo]

Technically true, but the gag is about going backwards as opposed to going forwards facing the sea, and not facing the the boat side

Duh!

 

[Kippax77]

Did it have a better punchline?

Just.
They both have had me swearing

 

[ray21]

Santa

 

[paul1963]

Just received a Christmas card and rice was coming out of the envelope.Opened it up and it was from my Uncle Ben

 

[Mid Wales blue]

Did it have a better punchline?

Armageddon to it in a while!

 

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