Joke thread

[remember arthur mann]

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Had that fire and the tape, hate bitter, nearly took my finger off with a similar chair, preferred Funky Moped rather than it's B side. Sat with a journo/photographer doing an interview with Nicky Weaver at Platt Lane, he told me to stick with film as digital cameras would never take off. Had that TV.
Fork handles ??

 

[Cityfan]

Had that fire and the tape, hate bitter,

Proper Bitter is a great drink, tinned Watney's is not.

 

[Vienna_70]

Proper Bitter is a great drink, tinned Watney's is not.

That why we don’t see Watney's any more.

 

[lefty goldblatt]

 

[mosssideblue]

 

[Grassland Blue]

2 Wigan bus drivers sat in the canteen.
One says, "Do you fancy a game of I spy?"

The other one says, "Why not? There's nothing else to do".

Dvr 1 says, "I spy with my little eye, something beginning with T."

Dvr 2 "Television"

Dvr 1 "Nope"

Dvr 2 "Table".

Dvr 1 "Nope"

Dvr 2 "Teapot"

Dvr 1 "Nope"

Dvr 2 "I give up. What is it?"






Dvr 1 "T''oven"".....

 

[noblelord]

I was in psychology class yesterday... and we couldn't stop laughing about how stupid Pavlov's dogs were. Then the bell rang and we all had lunch.

 

[Uwe Already]

2 Wigan bus drivers sat in the canteen.
One says, "Do you fancy a game of I spy?"

The other one says, "Why not? There's nothing else to do".

Dvr 1 says, "I spy with my little eye, something beginning with T."

Dvr 2 "Television"

Dvr 1 "Nope"

Dvr 2 "Table".

Dvr 1 "Nope"

Dvr 2 "Teapot"

Dvr 1 "Nope"

Dvr 2 "I give up. What is it?"






Dvr 1 "T''oven"".....

A Yorkshire based chap told me how to say “it isn’t in the tin” - t’int int tin

 

[Vienna_70]

A Yorkshire based chap told me how to say “it isn’t in the tin” - t’int int tin

I think you should ask @Bantamgaz

 

[sir baconface]

2 Wigan bus drivers sat in the canteen.
One says, "Do you fancy a game of I spy?"

The other one says, "Why not? There's nothing else to do".

Dvr 1 says, "I spy with my little eye, something beginning with T."

Dvr 2 "Television"

Dvr 1 "Nope"

Dvr 2 "Table".

Dvr 1 "Nope"

Dvr 2 "Teapot"

Dvr 1 "Nope"

Dvr 2 "I give up. What is it?"






Dvr 1 "T''oven"".....

That’s Yorkshire, not Lancs. There’s a difference, tha knows.

 

[MCFC68]

 

[KS55]

I caught a fish that had black and white stripes all down its back. I think it was a piano tuna.

 

[Hertzblue]

 

[sir baconface]

 

[Sam101]

 

[BackofJeanette]

 

[noblelord]

Mind you we couldn’t put everything past him last week

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Uwe Already]

I can’t help being lazy, it walks in the family…

 

[Vienna_70]

I can’t help being lazy, it walks in the family…

Sweaty feet run in our family.