Joke thread

[Protein Junkie]

I think it's about time people stopped making jokes about the Welsh football team. In all fairness, they're not that bad.
Their last 15 results actually look something like this -
LLWDWWDDLLWWDLL
Which, by sheer coincidence, is also the name of the village where Gareth Bale's dad was born!

That is funny and I’m a Taffy

 

[bluethrunthru]

"Yeah but Phil there is a tow rope hanging on the bulk head behind us"

 

[knuckles]

 

[knuckles]

They say that sex is the best form of exercise! Correct me if I’m wrong but 2 minutes and 15 seconds every three months isn’t going to shift this beer belly !

 

[knuckles]

 

[Blue Mist]

Did it have a better punchline?

Yes, apparently one Easter the main bloke, forget his name, rolled back the rock held his arms out wide and went 'Tadah'

 

[nw42]

 

[bluethrunthru]

very funny

 

[He’stheleftbackremember]

Did you hear about the man who slept with his best mate’s mum’s sister just to annoy him? He really upped the ante.

 

[bonespost]

I’ve got a Benefits Of Brexit advent calendar - every day a door closes