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A monkey and a pride of lions lived in adjacent sections of the African plains. The monkey would come over every day and make fun of the alpha male who would just keep his head down. The lioness would sometimes say, "I'll catch and kill that monkey", but the lion would not agree to it. The other members of the pride felt humiliated because their King was being ridiculed, but there was nothing anyone could do to make him change his mind. One day, the monkey made some really derogatory remarks to the whole pride but this time the lioness had come to the end of her tether and gave chase. The monkey was good at running and although there were no nearby trees for him to climb, he came upon a few abandoned beer barrels, stacked sideways. He quickly climbed into one of them and came out the other end. The lioness followed but got stuck and the monkey had his way with her. Eventually, she walked back to the pride, head down. The lion looked at her and quickly assessed the situation. "He took you to the barrels, right?"
