Joke thread

[Sam101]

 

[Sam101]

 

[noblelord]

^^ Brilliant

 

[balotellishaircut]

I came home from an auction today with a signed photo of Ronnie Corbett, while my mate took home a signed photo of Ronnie Barker.

It was a good buy from me and a good buy from him.

 

[Sam101]

My friend was in a quiz and phoned me, "What's the second largest state in the USA?" Me, "Texas."

A minute later he sent a message to my phone saying, "What's the second largest state in the USA?”

 

[Citizen of Legoland]

My friend was in a quiz and phoned me, "What's the second largest state in the USA?" Me, "Texas."

A minute later he sent a message to my phone saying, "What's the second largest state in the USA?”

I must know your friend. He rang me to ask “Do you or your wife know the largest state in the USA?” Me, “Alaska”

A minute later he texts “Well, what did she say?”

 

[KS55]

I must know your friend. He rang me to ask “Do you or your wife know the largest state in the USA?” Me, “Alaska”

A minute later he texts “Well, what did she say?”

What did Delaware, boy, what did Delaware?

 

[bluethrunthru]

 

[KS55]

Has to be Millwall.

 

[Vienna_70]

What did Delaware, boy, what did Delaware?

And what did Tennessee?

 

[bluethrunthru]

Has to be Millwall.

The number of them being caught right now has to be MAGA United

 

[bluethrunthru]

 

[Sam101]

What's the difference between a priest and a torpedo?


Tor.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

 

[noseve]

I must know your friend. He rang me to ask “Do you or your wife know the largest state in the USA?” Me, “Alaska”

A minute later he texts “Well, what did she say?”

"My wife's going to the West Indies"

"Antigua?"

"No, she wanted to go!" :-) :-) :-)





Oh, hang on - doesn't seem so funny now...

 

[TinFoilHat]

"My wife's going to the West Indies"

"Jamaica?"

"No, she wanted to go!" :-) :-) :-)


Oh, hang on - doesn't seem so funny now...

 

[noseve]

I've just 'liked' 2 jokes from 11 years ago.

Funny how doing something like that can really bring home what a futile existence a person leads... :-(

 

[RadcliffeRick]

My mate has just moved to a place outside Oldham. Shaw? Yes positive!

 

[Bill Walker]