Joke thread

[sir baconface]

I don't post, I just read this forum.
I only want someone to post something funny.
Is that so difficult?

If you are a passive reader who never contributes, you’ve no right to complain.

Let’s hear something funny from you.

Otherwise wibble your cheesy piss flaps in red hot sperm whale blubber before you fcuk off.

Now that was fun.

 

[JASR]

Doc: so what’s the problem?
Dad: well you see this arrow?
Doc: yes?
Dad: well as it left my sons bow, he was holding it wrong -his arm was too straight - and he’s got vicious friction burns in his arm from the bowstring, could you check it out..

 

[hillbillyliar]

That's the last time he'll criticize the kid's clarinet playing

 

[mrcunny]

 

[mrcunny]

 

[lefty goldblatt]

 

[Aguerooooooo93:20]

 

[KS55]

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Then I married a feisty actress, much better than that stuck up woman my bro has got.

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]