Joke thread

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Zuriblue]

 

[Vienna_70]

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Very good.

 

[kippaxneil]

Apparently, there's been a new therapy group set up for Tourettes sufferers... 'Tourette's Welfare And Treatment'.

 

[bladdered]

 

[Hertzblue]

 

[Hertzblue]

 

[Sam101]

Samuel L Jackson has finally passed his driving test and will now just be known as Samuel Jackson.

 

[NZBlue]

Samuel L Jackson has finally passed his driving test and will now just be known as Samuel Jackson.

Yup, username checks out. Put him on the list as another celebrity blue

 

[lefty goldblatt]

Yup, username checks out. Put him on the list as another motherfucking celebrity blue

Fixed for you

 

[kippaxneil]

During this heatwave, spare a thought for my neighbour who has been working at Greggs all week on 12 hour shifts. He must be baking in there...

 

[Sam101]

A friend phoned to tell me he was changing his name to ‘Mr Spinal Column’.



I said “Can I call you back?”

 

[lefty goldblatt]

 

[Uwe Already]

A friend of mine is a retired cricket umpire. He doesn't lift a finger now.

 

[Uwe Already]

Apple have said although their profits are down, their turnover is still good.