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My mate's son has just been sacked from his job at the greengrocer's.
It seems that he was stacking fruit shelves and this old lady comes up to him to ask where she can find spinach.
"I'm sorry, lady - we've just run out, but there'll be a fresh delivery tomorrow morning".
"Ok thank you" and off she toddles.
Five minutes later there's a tap on his shoulder and it's the same shopper.
"Excuse me young man, but where can I find the spinach?"
Surprised, he answered, slowly with a quizzical look on his face "well, we've just sold out, but there'll be some tomorrow"
You can imagine, when she asked him a third time, that he wondered whether she was winding him up:
"May I now ask you a question?" he enquired.
"Of course", she replied.
"Can you spell cat, as in 'catalyst'?"
"That's c-a-t".
"Ok, and can you spell dog, as in 'dogma'?"
"That's d-o-g".
"Good - now can you spell fuck, as in 'spinach'?"
"But there is no fuck in 'spinach'
"I know - that's what I've been TRYING TO TELL YOU!?!"
It seems that he was stacking fruit shelves and this old lady comes up to him to ask where she can find spinach.
"I'm sorry, lady - we've just run out, but there'll be a fresh delivery tomorrow morning".
"Ok thank you" and off she toddles.
Five minutes later there's a tap on his shoulder and it's the same shopper.
"Excuse me young man, but where can I find the spinach?"
Surprised, he answered, slowly with a quizzical look on his face "well, we've just sold out, but there'll be some tomorrow"
You can imagine, when she asked him a third time, that he wondered whether she was winding him up:
"May I now ask you a question?" he enquired.
"Of course", she replied.
"Can you spell cat, as in 'catalyst'?"
"That's c-a-t".
"Ok, and can you spell dog, as in 'dogma'?"
"That's d-o-g".
"Good - now can you spell fuck, as in 'spinach'?"
"But there is no fuck in 'spinach'
"I know - that's what I've been TRYING TO TELL YOU!?!"
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Two Scots captured by ze Germans, taken for interrogation.
The first one - 6ft 5in solid muscle is bundled into a room for questioning.
The other Scot creeps up to the door and listens, dreading what's coming. He hears:
"How many in your group?"
WHACK!
"Vot is your mission?"
SMACK!
"How do you communicate with your command?"
"CRUNCH!"
"ENOUGH, please STOP! Just please stop hitting me when I'm trying to interrogate you..."
The first one - 6ft 5in solid muscle is bundled into a room for questioning.
The other Scot creeps up to the door and listens, dreading what's coming. He hears:
"How many in your group?"
WHACK!
"Vot is your mission?"
SMACK!
"How do you communicate with your command?"
"CRUNCH!"
"ENOUGH, please STOP! Just please stop hitting me when I'm trying to interrogate you..."
bluethrunthru
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so true
Grassland Blue
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Son asks his dad " why do men get circumcised?"
Dad - "Because women will grab anything with 20% off son".
Dad - "Because women will grab anything with 20% off son".
