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Think about having a bike outside and it will make more sense.
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Tried to start my car this morning but it just wouldn't turn over. I tried a number of times but nothing.
Then I noticed a bat perched on the bonnet. I got out to open the bonnet but the bat wouldn't move. It told me how smart I looked. I was shocked but just said "Thank You".
It then told me I'd lost weight since it last saw me. Again I thanked it for the compliment.
It then said I could probably pull any woman I wanted.
Bat flattery.
Then I noticed a bat perched on the bonnet. I got out to open the bonnet but the bat wouldn't move. It told me how smart I looked. I was shocked but just said "Thank You".
It then told me I'd lost weight since it last saw me. Again I thanked it for the compliment.
It then said I could probably pull any woman I wanted.
Bat flattery.
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I took my wife to the new Eskimo restaurant last night, we asked to see the menu and the waiter said “We don’t have many options so I’ll run through it with you”
He said “We have whale meat steaks, whale meat curry, whale meat stir fry, and of course our weekly special “The Vera Lynn” I said “What’s the Vera Lynn ?” The waiter said “Whale meat again”
(a very old joke)
He said “We have whale meat steaks, whale meat curry, whale meat stir fry, and of course our weekly special “The Vera Lynn” I said “What’s the Vera Lynn ?” The waiter said “Whale meat again”
(a very old joke)
