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lefty goldblatt
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There's a bloke who's an avid football memorabilia collector, who once said he could identify any of the team footballs he's got, blindfolded.
"OK", his mate said. "Who's is this one"
He put it to his nose, and said "Grimsby. I can smell the fish"
His mate gives him another. Again, he puts it up to his nose and said "Bradford. It stinks of curry"
Annoyed, his mate plays a trick on him, and gives him a ball with no smell on it at all. "I've got him, now", he thinks.
Quick as a flash, the collector puts it to his nose....no smell....so he squeezes it.
"EVERTON" he shouts, enthusiastically.
"How the fuck did you know that?"
"Easy", he replied.
"It's going down"
"OK", his mate said. "Who's is this one"
He put it to his nose, and said "Grimsby. I can smell the fish"
His mate gives him another. Again, he puts it up to his nose and said "Bradford. It stinks of curry"
Annoyed, his mate plays a trick on him, and gives him a ball with no smell on it at all. "I've got him, now", he thinks.
Quick as a flash, the collector puts it to his nose....no smell....so he squeezes it.
"EVERTON" he shouts, enthusiastically.
"How the fuck did you know that?"
"Easy", he replied.
"It's going down"
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