Joke thread

[sir baconface]

I went to the dentist and she said.... First things first, tongue up, that's great, now move it to the left, and now to the right, that's lovely.

After 20 minutes of this she pulled up her knickers and said.... Right get in the chair and let's have a look at those teeth.

Did you root her canal and give her a filling?

 

[blue b4 the moon]

I went to the dentist and she said.... First things first, tongue up, that's great, now move it to the left, and now to the right, that's lovely.

After 20 minutes of this she pulled up her knickers and said.... Right get in the chair and let's have a look at those teeth.

Did she let you bum her to cap it off?

 

[LWashington]

I went to the dentist and she said.... First things first, tongue up, that's great, now move it to the left, and now to the right, that's lovely.

After 20 minutes of this she pulled up her knickers and said.... Right get in the chair and let's have a look at those teeth.

I hope you weren't tempted to molar or stick you cock incisor.

 

[Sam Armstrong]

 

[Sam Armstrong]

 

[Robinho's Subbuteo]

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

[northendenton]

Did you root her canal and give her a filling?

Yes and he got a wall plaque to say tartar

 

[Travellingman]