Joke thread

[JRockBlues]

If you boil a funny bone does it becomes a laughing stock?

 

[RadcliffeRick]

If you boil a funny bone does it becomes a laughing stock?

Only if you call it Manchester united

 

[balotellishaircut]

What’s pink and hard in the morning ?


The Financial Times crossword.

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[SnakeDoctor473]

 

[Xhavenjoe]

I’m not saying it’s rough in Newcastle but Aldi are selling Father’s Day cards in packs of five

 

[Sam Armstrong]

 

[Sam Armstrong]

 

[lawton mellor]

What’s pink and hard in the morning ?


The Financial Times crossword.

dead grandad

 

[balotellishaircut]

Maria a devout Catholic, got married and had 15 children. After her first husband died she remarried and had another 15 more children.
A few weeks after her second husband died, Maria also passed away.
At Maria’s funeral, the priest looked up skywards and said “At last they’re finally together “ Her sister sitting in the front row said “Excuse me father but do you mean she and her first husband or she and her second husband ?”
The priest replied “I mean her legs”