Joke thread

[cinnamon]

One fine morning in the garden of Eden

 

[Uwe Already]

Yesterday I spotted an albino Dalmatian. It was the least I could do for him.

 

[bluemoon32]

 

[slick]

 

[Fred_Quimby]

Old joke: 3 Samurai held a contest to see who was the best. The first Samurai walks into the arena. On a table is a small box, which he opens. A fly zips out and--SWISH!--he draws his sword and cuts the fly in two.
The second Samurai walks in, opens a new box and--SWISH! SWISH!--the fly falls in 4 pieces.
The third Samurai walks in. SWISH!--the fly flies away.
"You did not kill the fly!" The judges say.
"True," the swordsman replies, "but he will never have children again."

 

[Dicko69]

 

[Blue Mist]

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The really weird thing is...... this forum always posts a Titanic gif....about anything.
The one time it is needed......

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Fred_Quimby]

 

[lefty goldblatt]