Cellarite
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manchester blue said:
No, why?
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No, why?
Tricky Dickys Right Foot Shot
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I've quite a mastery of the humorous yarn. For example, do any of you know the tale of how cornmeal came to be? No? Neither did the miller that morning!
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mat
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citykev28 said:A Christian, a Muslim and a Jew all walk into a bar.
They had a lovely evening and came away with a greater appreciation of each others religious views.
A Catholic priest put on a puppet show at the local nursery.
The young children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.
What do you call a Mexican in an ocean?
A victim of the ever increasingly violent, Mexican drug cartels.
What do you call an Indian with 5 corner shops?
An entrepreneur.
Why did the old man climb a telegraph pole with a backpack full of bananas?
He's getting on, is mentally ill and is slowly losing his grip on reality.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It heard a loud noise that startled it causing it to believe a predator was close by.
Bernard Righton!
:)
jimharri
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He's from Hull; you have to make allowances.manchester blue said:citykev28 said:A Christian, a Muslim and a Jew all walk into a bar.
They had a lovely evening and came away with a greater appreciation of each others religious views.
A Catholic priest put on a puppet show at the local nursery.
The young children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.
What do you call a Mexican in an ocean?
A victim of the ever increasingly violent, Mexican drug cartels.
What do you call an Indian with 5 corner shops?
An entrepreneur.
Why did the old man climb a telegraph pole with a backpack full of bananas?
He's getting on, is mentally ill and is slowly losing his grip on reality.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It heard a loud noise that startled it causing it to believe a predator was close by.
Did you misread the title?
mat said:citykev28 said:A Christian, a Muslim and a Jew all walk into a bar.
They had a lovely evening and came away with a greater appreciation of each others religious views.
A Catholic priest put on a puppet show at the local nursery.
The young children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.
What do you call a Mexican in an ocean?
A victim of the ever increasingly violent, Mexican drug cartels.
What do you call an Indian with 5 corner shops?
An entrepreneur.
Why did the old man climb a telegraph pole with a backpack full of bananas?
He's getting on, is mentally ill and is slowly losing his grip on reality.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It heard a loud noise that startled it causing it to believe a predator was close by.
Bernard Righton!
:)
^^
Bigg Bigg Blue
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Odds on being next to pick up the ashes
England 6/4
Aussies 3/1
Winnie Mandela 1/3
England 6/4
Aussies 3/1
Winnie Mandela 1/3
You are such a buzz kill.Tricky Dickys Right Foot Shot said:I've quite a mastery of the humorous yarn. For example, do any of you know the tale of how cornmeal came to be? No? Neither did the miller that morning!
bazbarrybazzer
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My girlfriend says she`s leaving me bacuase of my obsession with Football Manager. In my defence, I`ve got Lahm, Kompany, Hummels and Alba.
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bazbarrybazzer said:My girlfriend says she`s leaving me bacuase of my obsession with Football Manager. In my defence, I`ve got Lahm, Kompany, Hummels and Alba.
Not funny