Salford_Blue
Well-Known Member
Bloke goes into a library and asks the Librarian,
"Do you have any books on shelves?".
She said, "Friggin' hundreds".
He then asked her "Do you have any books on suicide?"
She said, "We do but they're all out at present."
Three generations of a prostitute family sitting round the kitchen table.
The young girl says, "I've just earned £20 for a blowjob".
The mother says, "Blimey, in my day, it was only £1".
The grandmother says, "In my day, we were just greatful for a warm drink"
"Do you have any books on shelves?".
She said, "Friggin' hundreds".
He then asked her "Do you have any books on suicide?"
She said, "We do but they're all out at present."
Three generations of a prostitute family sitting round the kitchen table.
The young girl says, "I've just earned £20 for a blowjob".
The mother says, "Blimey, in my day, it was only £1".
The grandmother says, "In my day, we were just greatful for a warm drink"