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Sky Sports is reporting that a Manchester United training session was delayed nearly 2 hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the pitch.

Training was suspended and the police were called. After a complete analysis, experts determined that the white substance unknown to the players was the Goal Line.

Training resumed after the police decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again this season.
 
Zuriblue said:
Sky Sports is reporting that a Manchester United training session was delayed nearly 2 hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the pitch.

Training was suspended and the police were called. After a complete analysis, experts determined that the white substance unknown to the players was the Goal Line.

Training resumed after the police decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again this season.
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Haha. Just change the original joke from Chelsea to rags, wait 3 months and re-post.
 
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