Joke thread

East Level 2 said:
These were voted the best jokes at the Edinburgh Fringe. One or two are alright, but the rest are shite:

I started dating a zookeeper, but it turned out he was a cheetah - Lorna Rose Treen

The most British thing I've ever heard? A lady who said 'Well I'm sorry, but I don't apologise.' - Liz Guterbock

Last year I had a great joke about inflation. But it's hardly worth it now - Amos Gill

When women gossip we get called bitchy; but when men do it's called a podcast - Sikisa

I thought I'd start off with a joke about The Titanic - just to break the ice - Masai Graham

How do coeliac Germans greet each other? Gluten tag - Frank Lavender

My friend got locked in a coffee place overnight. Now he only ever goes into Starbucks, not the rivals. He's
Costaphobic - Roger Swift

I entered the 'How not to surrender' competition and I won hands down - Bennett Arron

Nationwide must have looked pretty silly when they opened their first branch - William Stone

My grandma describes herself as being in her "twilight years" which I love because they're great films - Daniel Foxx
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The top one was voted the best one at the fringe.





No, really it was. Pretty sure I was making similar jokes at 5 years old.
 
Top 10 jokes from the Edinburgh Fringe

  1. I started dating a zookeeper, but it turned out he was a cheetah. Lorna Rose Treen
  2. The most British thing I've ever heard? A lady who said 'Well I'm sorry, but I don't apologise.' Liz Guterbock
  3. Last year I had a great joke about inflation, but it's hardly worth it now. Amos Gill
  4. When women gossip we get called bitchy; but when men do it's called a podcast. Sikisa
  5. I thought I'd start off with a joke about The Titanic - just to break the ice. Masai Graham
  6. How do coeliac Germans greet each other? Gluten tag. Frank Lavender
  7. My friend got locked in a coffee place overnight. Now he only ever goes into Starbucks, not the rivals. He's Costa-phobic. Roger Swift
  8. I entered the 'How not to surrender' competition and I won hands down. Bennett Arron
  9. Nationwide must have looked pretty silly when they opened their first branch. William Stone
  10. My grandma describes herself as being in her 'twilight years' which I love because they're great films. Daniel Foxx
 
Xhavenjoe said:
Top 10 jokes from the Edinburgh Fringe

  1. I started dating a zookeeper, but it turned out he was a cheetah. Lorna Rose Treen
  2. The most British thing I've ever heard? A lady who said 'Well I'm sorry, but I don't apologise.' Liz Guterbock
  3. Last year I had a great joke about inflation, but it's hardly worth it now. Amos Gill
  4. When women gossip we get called bitchy; but when men do it's called a podcast. Sikisa
  5. I thought I'd start off with a joke about The Titanic - just to break the ice. Masai Graham
  6. How do coeliac Germans greet each other? Gluten tag. Frank Lavender
  7. My friend got locked in a coffee place overnight. Now he only ever goes into Starbucks, not the rivals. He's Costa-phobic. Roger Swift
  8. I entered the 'How not to surrender' competition and I won hands down. Bennett Arron
  9. Nationwide must have looked pretty silly when they opened their first branch. William Stone
  10. My grandma describes herself as being in her 'twilight years' which I love because they're great films. Daniel Foxx
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As they say.... Great humour is all about timing.
 
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