Joke thread

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[kippaxneil]

I'm sure my neighbour has gone senile. He keeps knocking on his own front door and then goes in round the back to answer his own knocks.
I don't think he realises what he's letting himself in for.

 

[Crouchinho]

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Seriously how did this happen to all of us up and down the coubtry? Every PE teacher I had looked like a butch of some kind with a face like a slapped arse. I think we only had one corker in all the years at school I don't think she lasted 2 months

 

[JRockBlues]

I don’t understand how a funeral directors can raise its prices and blame it on the cost of living.

 

[kippaxneil]

Bilbo Baggins of the shire died in bed last night after an overdose of viagra. I guess old Hobbits die hard.

 

[fanatic1]

Bilbo Baggins of the shire died in bed last night after an overdose of viagra. I guess old Hobbits die hard.

Reminds me of the time that Paul Kaye (Aka Dennis Pennis) doorstepped actress Demi Moore at a premiere and asking about salacious rumours that she'd had poor breast enlargement surgery - "How do you handle them knockers Demi?)"
Also he informed Demi that Errol Flynn died with a massive erection. And carried on "Do you think that your husband Bruce Willis at the proper time will DIe Hard 2?"

 

[JASR]

Reminds me of the time that Paul Kaye (Aka Dennis Pennis) doorstepped actress Demi Moore at a premiere and asking about salacious rumours that she'd had poor breast enlargement surgery - "How do you handle them knockers Demi?)"
Also he informed Demi that Errol Flynn died with a massive erection. And carried on "Do you think that your husband Bruce Willis at the proper time will DIe Hard too?"

It was amazing that he was never knocked out for what he said.
They started banning him, as he clearly didn’t show deferential respect to celebs, and they couldn’t take it.

 

[horlock_was_super]

Reminds me of the time that Paul Kaye (Aka Dennis Pennis) doorstepped actress Demi Moore at a premiere and asking about salacious rumours that she'd had poor breast enlargement surgery - "How do you handle them knockers Demi?)"
Also he informed Demi that Errol Flynn died with a massive erection. And carried on "Do you think that your husband Bruce Willis at the proper time will DIe Hard too?"

Steve Martin really doesn't like this post!

 

[bluemanchester]

Maybe a remake