Joke thread

blue44 said:
I bought that album as a 14 year old in 1979,its still ace now,I remember one of the photos in the LP sleeve had a rag scarf that had been thrown on stage for him though,he was a rag wasn't he ?
His mum ran a pub in Manchester i think. Johny the fox was about the Manc underworld,jimmy the weed etc part of the quality street gang.
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My all time favourite album.
 
dickie davies said:
I'm really not getting these jokes on the last couple of pages
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Me neither so here's one for you....
Some bloke trying to impress his other half goes into some so called swanky drinks venue in Manchester with a stupid name. He the orders alcohol that no normal bloke has ever heard of and then complains when the 'bartender' called Jerome charges him more than he's currently paying on his mortgage.

And the funny part is, his bike wasn't even outside.
 
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