Joke thread

[dronefromsector7G]

 

[Blue Llama]

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That's brilliant, exactly what I like in a joke.

 

[mancity2012_eamo]

Take your point but wasn't partition in 1922. Independence still pending?

If we want to be pedantic it was 1937 that we drew up a new constitution calling ourselves Ireland and 1949 that we became a republic after the 1948 Rep of Ire Act.

But none of that is funny.

 

[balotellishaircut]

I’ve just heard a woodpecker call me a paranoid twat in morse code.

 

[sir baconface]

I’ve just heard a woodpecker call me a paranoid twat in morse code.

Knock knock.

 

[talkativesprout]

Po-tay-tay waffle shurly nai?

I dunno, I grew up in the 80s when the dirty murdering bastards all talked in subtitles...So they did

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[mancity2012_eamo]

He could have been one of those Irishmen that sound like they want to rip out yer throat even if they are asking for a bite of your Pot-tay-toe waffle like Ian Paisley

Don’t call them Irishmen out loud.
They don’t like it.