Joke thread

[lefty goldblatt]

 

[bluemanchester]

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[Stuuuuuu]

“After being married for 50 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, ‘Fifty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep with a hot 23-year-old girl every night.
Now, I have a $500,000 home, a $45,000 car, a nice big bed and a large screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 69-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things.’
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 23-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.
Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve an old guy's problems.”

23 + 50 = 73

 

[bluebc]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Grassland Blue]

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Good point.
We definitely need to eat more beef...

 

[SkyBlueFlux]

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An infinite number of mathematicians walk into Ramanujan’s bar. The first orders one beer. The next orders two beers. The third orders three beers…

Ramanujan says “you’re all idiots” and pours them -1/12 beers.

 

[bumbleblue]

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]