Joke thread

[Blue Mist]

I'm not really surprised to be honest, as It's Grammar.....

I thought that was my mams mam ?

 

[Lavinda Past]

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[Travellingman]

Leeds, surprised ?

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

[jimharri]

Leeds, surprised ?

I'm saying nowt!

 

[SkyBlueFlux]

Can we please have a joke thread and a Too Clever For My Own Good Joke Thread

All this some bastard bartender poured a third of a pint for a mathematician is doing my swede in. I went to a Comprehensive. If you took O levels you got battered for being posh.
I get the 'I left my bike outside' joke, I don't get the Manchester fuckin' Grammer Head Boy shit, i bet even @Prestwich_Blue doesn't get them cos he only went to a polytechnic and we all know they are pretend uni's

Three logicians walk into a bar. The barman says “do you all want a beer?”

The first logician says “I don’t know.”
The second logician says “I don’t know either.”
The third logician says “Yes.”

 

[Fred_Quimby]

Three logicians walk into a bar. The barman says “do you all want a beer?”

The first logician says “I don’t know.”
The second logician says “I don’t know either.”
The third logician says “Yes.”

Thought that this might be appropriate then.

 

[normskih]

I'm saying nowt!

So dangerous, that seat. Why would they have a seat like that in a stadium?

 

[SCEtoAUX]

So dangerous, that seat. Why would they have a seat like that in a stadium?

Disused camera position.