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Lavinda Past
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kippaxneil
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Local News: A suspect was charged with killing a man with sandpaper.
In defence, the suspect said, 'I only intended to rough him up a bit.'
In defence, the suspect said, 'I only intended to rough him up a bit.'
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Reminded me of that old comedian who used to use sandpaper for wanking....
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What a BALL ache , not very WISE and not WORTH the pain
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He must have rubbed him up the wrong way for him to do that.
roman totale
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Gritty.
Or this one.
Pinocchio had a human girlfriend who would sometimes complain about splinters when they were having sex.
Pinocchio, therefore, went to visit Gepetto to see if he could help. Gepetto suggested he try a little sandpaper wherever indicated and Pinocchio skipped away enlightened.
A couple weeks later, Gepetto saw Pinocchio bouncing happily through town and asked him, "How's the girlfriend?"
Pinocchio replied, "Who needs a girlfriend?"