Joke thread

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…and had three arms!

 

[sir baconface]

When I was born, God gave me the choice between the ability to finish stories or a big

 

[Lavinda Past]

Four ways to stop yourself being lazy...

1.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Things I hate: ​

1. Jokes ​

2. Lists ​

3. Irony ​

4. Lists ​

5. Repetition ​

7. Inconsistency​

 

[bluemoon32]

 

[Xhavenjoe]

Things I hate: ​

1. Jokes ​

2. Lists ​

3. Irony ​

4. Lists ​

5. Repetition ​

7. Inconsistency​

And Nathan Ake

 

[balotellishaircut]

My doctor just told me I have a weak pelvic floor.

PMSL

 

[sir baconface]

Four ways to stop yourself being lazy...

1.

I was going to give this a like but couldn’t be arsed.

 

[sir baconface]

 

[bluemoon32]