Joke thread

[Lavinda Past]

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[deano ou812]

Probably been told in this thread already but here goes..
How many men does it take to open a tin of beer,none it should already be opened by the time she brings it to you …

 

[johnnytapia]

Is it just me ???

Nope

 

[goalmole]

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I feel more sorry for the dog than I do for the human.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

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That was a tough wank

 

[goalmole]

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Yeah, fuckem

 

[bumbleblue]

 

[kippaxneil]

My mate has recently joined DFS as a manager. He says that he's only been there for 3 weeks and he already feels part of the furniture.

 

[Lavinda Past]

I told the doctor that I keep thinking I'm a piece of spaghetti.
He said I'm suffering from impasta syndrome.