Joke thread

[lefty goldblatt]

These Black and Decker puns need strimming

My mate, Xander is plane board of them. It's a real grind

 

[roman totale]

It's a real grind

Interesting angle

 

[maccieblue]

I got hit by some nutter in B&Q yesterday!
Bosch - just like that!

Well he did ask you if you wanted decking

 

[Grassland Blue]

Well he did ask you if you wanted decking

I had that before.
Luckily I got the first punch in!

 

[lefty goldblatt]

Well he did ask you if you wanted decking

I'm floored

 

[Zubrman]

I don't want to join in with these puns as I'd get on everyone's Wickes.

 

[KS55]

B((((((()))))))Q















Brackets in B&Q.

 

[Citizen of Legoland]

Wow, didn’t think this pun run would makita day two!

But don’t fret, I’m awl out of them now.

 

[wahablue]

Saw it coming,will file it .

 

[dronefromsector7G]

I'm not buying any apples for my Halloween party this year…That'll save me a bob or two!