Joke thread

[andthesunshineband]

I'm not buying any apples for my Halloween party this year…That'll save me a bob or two!

Thanks for changing tack, was getting hacked off with those B&D puns.

 

[Nellies left peg]

This should keep the little fuckers away

 

[JRockBlues]

Thanks for changing tack, was getting hacked off with those B&D puns.

I hope that's the final nail in this particular pun train's coffin.

 

[Mr Fraser]

I hope that's the final nail in this particular pun train's coffin.

If not we're screwed

 

[RadcliffeRick]

This should keep the little fuckers away View attachment 96794

Now then, now then!!

 

[Fred_Quimby]

I've just tried to buy a Dracula costume for Halloween & the girl in the shop tried to sell me a Manchester United shirt.
I said 'I think you must have misheard me.... I said.......
I want to look like a count !

 

[Blackley_Blue]

Sat some exams recently and did quite well...

But I failed R.E... I mean religious education, how could I have possibly failed that?

When they told me I thought, "Joseph Christ..."

 

[sir baconface]

I hope that's the final nail in this particular pun train's coffin.

Not until someone’s stretched to a De Walt or Ryobi pun.

 

[blumanchu]

It's what made Milwaukee famous

 

[Sam Armstrong]