Joke thread

[hammocity]

Seasonal Greetings, take the advice:

 

[Citizen of Legoland]

Seasonal Greetings, take the advice:

The very fact the second line of the chorus says “it’s only for a day or two” and you’re posting this in November proves the point.

Bah, humbug!

 

[hammocity]

The very fact the second line of the chorus says “it’s only for a day or two” and you’re posting this in November proves the point.

Bah, humbug!

Forewarned is forearmed, I’m on our golf Christmas party this Friday but I agree, humbug, 20 years ago me and Mrs H would be sat around a table of 10/12, this year it’s just us two, dreading it.

 

[Blue Mist]

Forewarned is forearmed, I’m on our golf Christmas party this Friday but I agree, humbug, 20 years ago me and Mrs H would be sat around a table of 10/12, this year it’s just us two, dreading it.

Is her cooking that bad !!!

 

[hammocity]

Is her cooking that bad !!!

It is mate, I do all the cooking and the shopping because she’s pretty bad at that as well!

 

[bluemoon32]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[mrcunny]

Make Xmas more fun by sending out Christmas cards with offensive messages like.
To the **** with the ugly fat mrs and the retarded kids and have a shit xmas.
Then sign it from another neighbour and spread the cheer...

 

[Fred_Quimby]

Well, it made me chuckle.