Joke thread

[TinFoilHat]

Ok, but where's the funny story?

His bike is outside.

 

[TinFoilHat]

Written down on a piece of paper in the saddlebag on his bike which he had left outside.

Beat me too it.

 

[snorky]

Beat me too it.

You being late is hardly unexpected :)

 

[TinFoilHat]

You being late is hardly unexpected :)

I'll line em up...You sink them!

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Written down on a piece of paper in the saddlebag on his bike which he had left outside.

outside where...?? the subway or the chippy ??

 

[Cellarite]

outside where...?? the subway or the chippy ??

It doesn’t matter! It was a cheese and onion pie!

 

[Mozzer]

Neither, page 4 duh.

outside where...?? the subway or the chippy ??

 

[East Level 2]

outside where...?? the subway or the chippy ??

Obviously the chippy. There's nowt funny about a bike left outside the subway.

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]