Joke thread

[TinFoilHat]

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

[kippaxneil]

It has just been reported that a man has been caught masturbating in his local newsagents.
Apparently it's all over this morning's newspapers.

 

[hammocity]

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I wore PJ bottoms under my denim’s to the Leipzig game for extra warmth, the only problem was getting my old fella out for a piss at half time, it was so cold another 2 inches I’d be a girl, never again.

 

[hammocity]

It has just been reported that a man has been caught masturbating in his local newsagents.
Apparently it's all over this morning's newspapers.

I’ve just come into some money, had a wank in a five pound note.

 

[Grassland Blue]

Beat me too it.

To.....

 

[Lavinda Past]

I’ve just come into some money, had a wank in a five pound note.

My made stuck his cock in a trifle. He was fucking discustard.

 

[blue44]

My made stuck his cock in a trifle. He was fucking discustard.

Maid or mate ?
the dirty yellow bastard.