Joke thread

[ray21]

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[ColinBellsjockstrap]

Why did the sperm cross the road ?

Because I put on the wrong socks this morning.

pmsl.

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[sir baconface]

As a follow-up, female PL referees will be issuing yellow cards for dissent. Even if not dissenting, a player risks a booking if it remotely sounds like dissent.

 

[The Earl of Abington]

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Very good Bill, even if it is a red deer.

 

[Citizen of Legoland]

As a follow-up, female PL referees will be issuing yellow cards for dissent. Even if not dissenting, a player risks a booking if it remotely sounds like dissent.

The female referees also won’t tell you what you have been booked for. The player has to guess (but really should already know).

They’re also considering a sin-bin. Well actually it’s a couch with a spare duvet.