Joke thread

Citizen of Legoland said:
The female referees also won’t tell you what you have been booked for. The player has to guess (but really should already know).

They’re also considering a sin-bin. Well actually it’s a couch with a spare duvet.
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Can you imagine being booked by a female referee?
'I was going to book you earlier but I saw this man in the crowd and I'm sure I recognised him I went to school with his sister who lives near Julie you know Julie she lives near that gorgeous shop that does those cakes anyway he had this hat on and it reminded me I hadn't got a present for uncle John he's having a hard time what with his hip so I thought.......you're not listening are you ? You haven't heard a word I said I'm sick of this I'm going to my mums.
 
Blue Mist said:
Can you imagine being booked by a female referee?
'I was going to book you earlier but I saw this man in the crowd and I'm sure I recognised him I went to school with his sister who lives near Julie you know Julie she lives near that gorgeous shop that does those cakes anyway he had this hat on and it reminded me I hadn't got a present for uncle John he's having a hard time what with his hip so I thought.......you're not listening are you ? You haven't heard a word I said I'm sick of this I'm going to my mums.
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Slams turnstyle on way out.
 
Blue Mist said:
Can you imagine being booked by a female referee?
'I was going to book you earlier but I saw this man in the crowd and I'm sure I recognised him I went to school with his sister who lives near Julie you know Julie she lives near that gorgeous shop that does those cakes anyway he had this hat on and it reminded me I hadn't got a present for uncle John he's having a hard time what with his hip so I thought.......you're not listening are you ? You haven't heard a word I said I'm sick of this I'm going to my mums.
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Superbly sexist.
 
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