Joke thread

[DrBlueBob]

View attachment 101952

Is it just me or is that a dogs nose poking out ?
Miniature schnauzer with a trademark beard.

 

[Xhavenjoe]

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

I played a blinder at snooker last night and won easily.

And then I got told off for not calling him 'visually impaired'.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

The security guard in Tesco caught me stealing a turkey and said "What are you doing with that?"

"Potatoes, sprouts and carrots" I replied.

 

[hammocity]

View attachment 101889

 

[SamTheGuru]

I have a load of jokes about homeless people ready to use on Christmas Day.

The problem is, most of them don't work.

 

[BimboBob]

Would be a better joke with unemployed rather than homeless.

 

[RiversideBlue]

Would be a better joke with unemployed rather than homeless.

Or scousers

 

[Bill Walker]