Joke thread

[mammutly]

A man goes to his doctor and says, "Doc, I have a problem. My girlfriend is visiting me this friday, my ex-wife is due to arrive on saturday and my wife is due back after visiting her mother on sunday. I need 3 Viagra pills to satisfy them all."

The doctor replies, "You know 3 Viagra pills 3 nights in a row is pretty dangerous for any man. I will give them to you on the condition that you return to my office on Monday so that I can check you out."

The man says, "You have a deal Doc."

Monday morning the man returns with his arm in a sling. The doctor asks, "What happened to you?"

The man answered, "Nobody showed up!"

Quality, Jim. Quality

 

[jimharri]

What do Man United and scousers both have in common?
They can't go 90 minutes without robin!

 

[Ste1969]

What's the difference between Prince Andrew and Manchester United?

Prince Andrew's never regretted getting rid of Fergie.<br /><br />-- Sun Sep 22, 2013 7:36 pm --<br /><br />What's the difference between Prince Andrew and Manchester United?

Prince Andrew's never regretted getting rid of Fergie.

 

[jimharri]

What's the difference between Prince Andrew and Manchester United?

Prince Andrew's never regretted getting rid of Fergie.

-- Sun Sep 22, 2013 7:36 pm --

What's the difference between Prince Andrew and Manchester United?

Prince Andrew's never regretted getting rid of Fergie.

So good it needed repeating?

 

[BimboBob]

What's the difference between Prince Andrew and Manchester United?

Prince Andrew's never regretted getting rid of Fergie.

-- Sun Sep 22, 2013 7:36 pm --

What's the difference between Prince Andrew and Manchester United?

Prince Andrew's never regretted getting rid of Fergie.

So good it needed repeating?

Yes.




Yes.

 

[Ste1969]

What's the difference between Prince Andrew and Manchester United?

Prince Andrew's never regretted getting rid of Fergie.

-- Sun Sep 22, 2013 7:36 pm --

What's the difference between Prince Andrew and Manchester United?

Prince Andrew's never regretted getting rid of Fergie.

So good it needed repeating?

Yes.




Yes.

ha ha;)

 

[crazyg]

So good it needed repeating?

Yes.




Yes.

ha ha;)

Is that two ha's?
Is that two ha's?

 

[jimharri]

Yes.




Yes.

ha ha;)

Is that two ha's?
Is that two ha's?

Now you're all just taking the piss.
Now you're all just taking the piss.

 

[foetus]

Why doesn't Elton John eat lettuce?

He's a rocket man.

 

[BlueHammer85]

ha ha;)

Is that two ha's?
Is that two ha's?

Now you're all just taking the piss.
Now you're all just taking the piss.

Lol







Lol