Joke thread

[balotellishaircut]

Just got back from the doctors, iv been diagnosed with both osteoporosis and brittle bone disease.
Still….mustn’t crumble.

 

[nmc]

I nearly posted a joke in a very serious thread the other day. It's easily done!

Plenty of jokers in the matchday forum ; )

 

[J.G.Blue.]

Just got back from the doctors, iv been diagnosed with both osteoporosis and brittle bone disease.
Still….mustn’t crumble.

You must be upset but if people start to annoy you try not to get snappy.

 

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[Sam Armstrong]

 

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[balotellishaircut]

I asked my Scottish girlfriend to rate my listening skills. She said you’re an 8 on a scale of 10……

why she wanted me to urinate on a skeleton I’ll never know.